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A pior fanfic de sempre

Estive a ler a que é considerada a pior fanfic de sempre: My Immortal. E... De facto... É horrível! Consegue ser tão má, tão má, tão má, que não parava de rir. Cheguei à conclusão que, de tão má que é, é genial! Foi obra de algum génio a trollar o fandom do Harry Potter. Só pode!

Além de doer a vista de tantos erros ortográficos, má construção frásica, pontuação mal colocada, é também um cross-over gigante, pois aparecem bandas como My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Green Day, e também personagens como Darth Vader, Spock, Frank Sinatra, entre outros. É algo digno de se ler quando se quer rir às gargalhadas. 

Como fã de Harry Potter sinto-me um pouco insultada com o que ela faz às personagens e como não sabe nada acerca delas e desse mundo, mas como pessoa e ser humano, perdoo, porque passei um bom bocado (hilariante!) a ler a fanfic.

Deixo aqui uns excertos:

""WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!! It was….Dumbledore!"

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""My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled."

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"Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it."

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 "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

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"Voldemort gave me a gun. (...)  Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick."

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"(...) the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak."

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"Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too. (...)
"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!""

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"They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz."

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"MCR were there playing 'Helena'. (...)It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!"

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""Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!""

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""Cum on Enoby." said Proffesor Sinatra. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots."

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He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

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"It was….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!"

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""CUM NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded"

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"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious."

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""I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol.""

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"They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day. (...)"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped."

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(voltando a mim, Patrícia)

I can't take it anymore!

Dói-me as bochechas de tanto rir!